me: yeah i know, but i figured since it was all uphill that it wouldn't take as long to go back, so i can add another 30 minutes to my run
logic: ok i can agree to that, just checking
logic: turn around time! yay!
me: well i was thinking, theres a cool spring up ahead a little ways, so i'm just gonna run a little further to see it
logic: it's way up there and you've seen it plenty of times already! Whats new about it?
me: come on - its not that far and its all down hill all the way back except that short hill i just came down
logic: that was over a mile and 1000 ft
me: your exaggerating
logic: theres a sign you just past that says 1.2 miles
me: what sign
logic: you realize that you're running downhill now, right?
me: it's not that steep
logic: it's been awhile, where is this dang spring?
me: just around that corner i'm sure of it
me: don't listen to memory, logic, you know how unreliable she can be
logic: it's WAY past your reassesed turn around time, and here is your spring now lets go back
me: but theres a creek just up ahead all I want to do is go see how high the water is
logic: youve gotta me kidding me
me: seriously, it's just up around that corner
logic: well it's about #*#$@ time, good, here is your stupid creek. Are you happy?
me: actually, yes I am
logic: do you see that sign?
me: what sign
logic: the one that says we are 4 miles past your turn around point
me: whoops!! thats IF the mileage is right. And where the hell were you 4 miles ago anyway?!!
logic: f*** it i give up. I need a drink
me: oh, about that, i ran out of water a mile ago
logic: i hate you
....and so it goes on & on & on....